#prague

My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav.

Two Friends on a Hunting Trip I work as a park ranger, and this rather lengthy story was passed on to my by a buddy of mine. Not so long ago two good friends from college decided to have a ten year reunion. One was a successful certified public accounted who lived in San Francisco. A rising star in his field, he invited his buddy to fly back to the States for a unique reunion trip. This friend was a fashion designer born, raised, and living in Prague, a Czechoslovakian. The two friends boarded t…

I've been getting way too deep into the Prague Surrealist movement lately. I think I need a Reality Czech.

Why did the Founding Fathers hire accountants from Prague? They needed a system of Czechs and balances.

I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out.

I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock.

I would imagine paying your bills at a library in Prague has to be easy. You know, with all of the Czech books and whatnot.

My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech.

Just got back from the Czech Republic... ...it was Prague-ably the best trip of my life

I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate

Mail order bride I just got a mail order bride from prague, I guess you could call her a Czech mate.

When flying to Prague... ...all of your bags are Czeched

Two cannibals entered a restaurant close to closing time and all that was left on the menu was a man from Prague. They split the Czech.

Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously the swallowed hunter remained alive trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods armed with torches guns spears etc. Soon they spot two bears on the horizon and everybody starts shooting at the bear that's closest to them. ""No not that one"" shouts the surviving hunter ""Th…

What do you call an Abortion in Prague? A canceled Czech.

While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs.

What’s the Czech Republic’s favorite music genre? Prague rock

I was assigned to escort several European engineers Several European engineers were visiting our plant and I was assigned to take them to dinner. The electrical engineer from Prague fell in love with Jack Daniel's but it quickly became obvious he couldn't hold his liquor. After two drinks he laid down on the floor and passed out. I wound up having to pick up the Czech. Edit for spelling

I've just started a new business selling trampolines in Prague Getting a lot of orders, but the Czechs keep bouncing.

I'm friends with a Chess grandmaster from Prague, but I can't pronounce his name Is it OK if I just call him a Czech mate?

Two cannibals walked into a restaurant in Prague They asked for separate Czechs.

I’ve very recently started a company selling trampolines in Prague… My first Czech bounced.

Ever been to Prague You gotta Czech it out