#pakistan

What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste

Authorities in India have arrested and imprisoned a pigeon. On suspicion that it was spying for Pakistan. [True story](http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32928909/pakistani-spy-pigeon-arrested-in-india)

An American mistakes a Hindu from India as a Muslim from Pakistan Indian guy goes ""Excuse me sir, you seem to have mistaken me for a Muslim from Pakistan. I belong to 711 not 911."" I will show myself out.

If countries were in Highschool Imagine countries are people in high school. you have America. they are the guy that just good at anything and has the ego to show it, good at sports, intelligent, good looking and witty but they cant help but shove it down your throat. then you got his sidekicks like Australia who is just in the back egging America on like ""yeah get him, get him, UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!!!"". Britain is the person who has past differences with people, might've been a few wars here a…

Politics in Pakistan You don't cast your vote. You vote your caste.

When they say a girl is dynamite In Pakistan, they mean it.

Road Crossing Instructions in Pakistan 1. Look both right and left side of the road for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians. 2. Look up in the sky for American drones and other UAVs and incoming missiles. 3. Look down for bombs and land mines 4. Look side and back for Pick Pockets, kidnappers and suicide bombers, hold your bags tight and watch every person near you...... 5. Finally cross the road by walking in zigzag to avoid bullets :P

Never have a monarchy The barren land of the Empire of Balochistan. Flanked on the right by a nuclear-devastated cluster of what were once cities with potential; Islamabad, Karachi, Lahore, Hyderabad. All gone now. Ghosts of their former existence. The AQ Khan nuclear weapon network's warheads, although never used, had clearly left their mark on what was once the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. North Korea's shipment to Karachi was intercepted by the Indian coast guard when the ship tried to cover…

Shovels, Asses and Camels Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, ""Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."" Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, ""Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."" Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised land! I was so depressed last night…

A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.

Interview Once a Sardar attended an Interview. Interviewer Give me the opposite words. Sardar Ok Interviewer Made in India Sardar Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer Good Keep it Up Sardar Bad Put it Down Interviewer Maximum Sardar Mini Dad Interviewer Enough! Take your Seat Sardar Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer Idiot! Take your seat Sardar Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer I say you get out! Sardar You didn't say I come in Interviewer I reject you! Sardar You ap…

Obama jokes for you! Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? A: Undocumented democrats. Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The Country! Q: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan? A: No drink JUST ICE!

It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming.

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone told them winner has to speak English on live television.

I called a suicide prevention line. It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck.

When it comes to corruption in countries Nigeria takes first place and Pakistan comes in second. I have a feeling that Pakistan bribed Nigeria to take first place…

What do you call a man from Pakistan who's been everywhere and done everything? Bindair Dundat

What's the National Bird of Pakistan? An American Drone.

It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.

Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel

Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."

I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot

In Pakistan what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Do you have a small 2$ to spare? Do you have a small 2$ to spare? Tariq is a 10 year old Pakistani from Pakistan who lives in a tiny village and has to walk 7 miles everyday to bring water for his family. Tariq only has one arm and can barely walk because his legs are uneven