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Churchill, Roosevelt, and Stalin are hanging out Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something down. ""Taking notes?"", Roosevelt asks. ""No,"" Churchill says, ""I heard a new political joke about myself this morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in this notebook."" ""How funny,"" Stalin says. ""I collect all jokes about myself too."" ""Oh, really?"" Churchill says. ""So how many have you got?"" ""Three prison camps so far.""

Some historic anti-Nazi jokes from Germany Hey there. I thought, I'll take the time and translate you some of the so-called ""Flusterwitze""(whisper jokes) from nazi Germany. * The old code of law seems to complicated, so it has to be changed. From now on, there are only three laws: 1. If you do something, or fail to do something, you are punished. 2. The penalty is determined by the peoples emotion*. 3.What the peoples emotions is dictated by the Gauleiter(governor). (1934/35) (original: ""gesu…

Stalin and Roosevelt are chatting at a meeting on the top floor of a building. In a heated argument they decided to test their bodyguard's loyalty. Roosevelt goes first and tells his bodyguard ""Jump out the window"" to which the bodyguard responds ""No I cant... What about my family?"" Then Stalin goes and tells his body the same thing. Stalin's bodyguard then goes to the window, jumps out, and dies instantly upon hitting the pavement below. ""Why did he do that"" asked Roosevelt? ""Well"" said…

Shovels, Asses and Camels Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, ""Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."" Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, ""Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."" Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised land! I was so depressed last night…

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, ""Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."" .... About 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, ""Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this ... Read more...

The leaders of the Big Three after the conference in Yalta After WW2 in 1945 the leaders of the Big Three(USA, UK and the Soviet Union) respectively Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin met in Yalta for a conference to decide the fate of the world. After the conference they wanted to have some fun. They decided to try and make the Persian cat in the residence to eat mustard. Churchill started first. He took a silver spoon with some mustard and tried his best to feed the cat but failed. -You briti…

Stalin and Roosevelt Stalin and Roosevelt are chatting at a meeting on the top floor of a building. In a heated argument they decided to test their bodyguard's loyalty. Roosevelt goes first and tells his bodyguard "Jump out the window" to which the bodyguard responds "No I cant... What about my family?" Then Stalin goes and tells his body the same thing. Stalin's bodyguard then goes to the window, jumps out, and dies instantly upon hitting the pavement below. "Why did h…

Some historic anti-Nazi jokes from Germany Hey there. I thought, I'll take the time and translate you some of the so-called "Flüsterwitze"(whisper jokes) from nazi Germany. * The old code of law seems to complicated, so it has to be changed. From now on, there are only three laws: 1. If you do something, or fail to do something, you are punished. 2. The penalty is determined by the peoples emotion*. 3.What the peoples emotions is dictated by the Gauleiter(governor). (1934/35) (original: "gesu…

Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta... Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something down. "Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks. "No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in this notebook." "How funny," Stalin says. "I collect all jokes about myself too." "Oh, really?" Churchill says. "So how many have you got?" "Three prison camps so far."

Roosevelt Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta...

Stalin and Roosevelt Stalin and Roosevelt are chatting at a meeting on the top floor of a building.