#milan

A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL final... A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL Final in Milan this Saturday (Real Madrid v Athletico) The problem is that he completely forgot that Saturday is his wedding day because he bought the tickets a few months before agreeing to the wedding date Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married...

My best friend has two tickets for the CL-Final on Saturday in Milan. He bought them month ago and forgot, that he is getting married on Saturday (don't ask how that happend)... Would anybody be interested in getting married on Saturday? Anybody?

A newel married women is looking to book for honeymoon A newly married Women goes a travel agent & says, ""Can you give me a great deal on a Honeymoon package"" Agent: We have a $8000 package to Hawaii for 3 nights / 2 days including Flight, Hotel & Food Women: Do you have a cheaper package? Agent: We have a 2 Nights / 3 Days package to Florida Keys that includes travel, hotel & Drinks for $5000 Women: Do you have a package cheaper than this? A better deal? Agent: We have a special o…

Funeral director joke A man died one day and his wife went to the funeral home to make the necessary arrangements. The funeral home director asked her if there's anything she thinks her husband would have wished for his funeral. ""Actually there is something"", she said. ""We've always had this plan that one day we'll travel together to Italy and he would get one of those beautiful custom tailored black silk suits that only the best tailors from Milan can make. Since he was always busy and we ne…

I was playing Football Manager on my laptop when I was offered the Milan job. I knew it was a shit squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the phone down and got back to Football Manager.

The Opera Singer A young man showed promise as an opera singer, and was given every advantage - the best tutors, the finest schools, every door was opened to him. He worked his way up through community groups and other venues until finally he was given the role of Canio in Leoncavallo's grand opera E Pagliacci, to be performed at La Scala in Milan. Anyone familiar with opera knows that this is the pinnacle of success. La Scala is unquestionably the finest opera house in the world, with th…

Ricardo was a young Italian man. He lived in Milan. On his 16th birthday his father Antonio, in a rite of passage, gave him a hunting rifle that was a family heirloom. The rifle had been handmade by Antonio’s father who founded the Rolle Carabiner Company after World War II. Ricardo cherished the rifle and he practiced with it often. One day, while at the shooting range, he met a beautiful English girl named Nev and they fell in love at first sight. In broken English he asked her out for coff…