A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL final... A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL Final in Milan this Saturday (Real Madrid v Athletico) The problem is that he completely forgot that Saturday is his wedding day because he bought the tickets a few months before agreeing to the wedding date Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married...

A newel married women is looking to book for honeymoon A newly married Women goes a travel agent & says, ""Can you give me a great deal on a Honeymoon package"" Agent: We have a $8000 package to Hawaii for 3 nights / 2 days including Flight, Hotel & Food Women: Do you have a cheaper package? Agent: We have a 2 Nights / 3 Days package to Florida Keys that includes travel, hotel & Drinks for $5000 Women: Do you have a package cheaper than this? A better deal? Agent: We have a special o…

Funeral director joke A man died one day and his wife went to the funeral home to make the necessary arrangements. The funeral home director asked her if there's anything she thinks her husband would have wished for his funeral. ""Actually there is something"", she said. ""We've always had this plan that one day we'll travel together to Italy and he would get one of those beautiful custom tailored black silk suits that only the best tailors from Milan can make. Since he was always busy and we ne…

Hindi jokes Indian husband wife jokes (हिंदी के चुटकुले): पति और पत्नी के बीच का रिश्ता ही ऐसा होता (Husband wife) है कि, जिसमें बिना प्यार, हंसी, मज़ाक, नोक, झोंक, लड़ाई के (Husband wife jokes) कोई मज़ा ही नहीं आता है। अगर आपके और आपके पार्टनर के बीच का (Jokes hindi) रिश्ता भी पानी पुरी के पानी की तरह ही तीखा और मीठा (Funny jokes in Hindi) ज़ायकेदार है। तो ये चुटकुले उन्हें बहुत ही गजब लगेंगे, देखें हंसा-हंसाकर घनचक्कर करने वाले पति-पत्नी (Indian Husband wife jokes) के मज़ेदार जोक्स। जिन्हें आप…