#knock-knock

Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*

Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!

""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Ghostbusters."" ""Ghostbusters who?"" ""Taco."" Courtesy of my 3-year-old.

Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING

If you know this one than we are probably friends. * Man 1: Knock Knock. * Man 2: Who's there? * Man 1: KGB. * Man 2: KGB wh- *get's slapped* * Man 1: WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? *sobbing* - You said you'd never forget.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes? Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" *slap* ""We will ask questions!""

Knock Knock.... P2:Whos there? P1:A bonus P2:A bonus who? P1: A bonus something a dog likes to chew on

Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )

Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!

Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize.

Jehova's Witnesses: [Knock Knock] Resident: Who's There? JW: We're Jehova's Witnesses. R: That's not funny. What's the punchline? JW: Um. We're here to tell you to accept our Lord and Savior into your heart. R: There it is.

A: Knock knock... B: Who's there? A: Gas station security, you tore down a poster in a bathroom, give us the money in your wallets or we'll shoot you

Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)

Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat mipe

knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless

The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'

Knock, Knock Knock, Penny?

Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family.

A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!