#knock-knock

Knock-knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede under the Christmas tree.

Robin and Batman Robin: Knock Knock Batman:Who's there? Robin:NOT YOUR PARENTS!

Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget

Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!

Knock knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who?

A good Ol' Joke for the family Now hello there, most of you do not know who I am but you might see me a lot on this subreddit. I have a joke for you. This joke can bring laughter to your friends and family. Enjoy :) Knock knock Who's there? Anita Anita who? Anita P ( I need to pee ) Your peers will laugh and enjoy a fun time as you tell this joke. Enjoy :)

Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah

Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alask. Alask who? Alaska later

Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ...

GOT knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? No one. No one, who? Jk it's Arya Stark. I'm out, Jaqen H'ghar.

Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one.

Knock-Knock... -Who's there? -Doctor. -Doctor Who? -No, bitch. Doctor House.

""Knock Knock"" ""Whos there?"" ""From"" ""From who?"" ""Its pronounced, From *whom*!"" Sorry for bad joke, please leave your criticism! I need it to make funnier jokes! P.S. its not!

Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo.

Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop

I've got a good joke to use on your friends (works better face to face) You: I've got a knock knock joke, but you have to start. Friend: Knock knock. You: Who's there? *confusion and bewilderment ensues* It's funny to see how long it takes them to work out what happened.

KNOCK KNOCK... POLICE.... POLICE WHO? Well I won't fall for that one again...

Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless

Knock knock Who's there? Grandma Grandma who? Grandma gun, were goin huntin'

Knock Knock *Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who? *(Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

A Few From The 1998 Rugrat's Joke Book - Is Phil's twin big? - No she's Lil . - Knock, knock - Who's there? - Tommy - Tommy who? - Tommy the truth-why's this door locked? . - What is big and scary and lives in the toaster? - A Reptart . - Why should Chuckie play basketball someday? - He's already a great dribbler . - Knock knock - Who's there? - Kanger - Kanger who? - No, but I do have a pocket.

Do not open if you don't condone sick humour Saw a sick post and thought some golden oldies were left off, don't read them if you think you may be offended by dark humour. These may apply more to British people but hey ho there'll be a few everyone will understand. Here's a few I can remember What's the most effective kind of birth control? Cervical cancer. What do jade goody and maddie McCann have in common? Both died without pubes What do maddie McCann and the titanic have in common? Both led …

Knock Knock Knock! Knock! -Who's there? Hanna. -Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree

Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!