I've got a good joke to use on your friends (works better face to face) You: I've got a knock knock joke, but you have to start. Friend: Knock knock. You: Who's there? *confusion and bewilderment ensues* It's funny to see how long it takes them to work out what happened.
*knock knock* "Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately" "But I'm having a poo" "We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"
Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!
Knock Knock Who's there? You are (Directed by M night Shayamalan)
-Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered.
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