#knock-knock

who's there * Knock knock * *who's there* * Dwayne * *Dwayne who?* * Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!

Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?

My 4chan joke Knock knock Who's there? 4chan 4chan who? Niggers

This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock

Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize.

knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions around here""

This gave me a small chuckle this morn. knock knock -who's there rupert murdoch -rupert murdoch who? i don't know what you're talking about

Knock Knock! -Who is it? -Santa -Oh, come on in santa. What did you bring me this year!? -Your black friday debts bitch! I'm Santa nder!

This Doctor... Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Doctor. Interup- You have cancer.

I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...they started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer.

I have a knock-knock joke for you... but you have to start it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? ... ...Philip Glass.

A faster than light neutrino! Knock Knock! Who's there? New. New who?

a jewish man told me this... Knock knock...

[KK] Broken pencil Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? ... nevermind, there's no point

Knock Knock... Who's there? Sean Bean. Sean Bean who? Oh that's right, you started watching after his character died. Works for pretty much anything Sean Bean is in except Sharpe.

A Michael Jackson knock-knock joke I would only perform this joke if A) You've seen the South Park episode with MJ and B) You don't mind hitting a high note in front of a crowd. This isn't your typical joke because the punchline relies on the delivery of the person you are telling the joke to. If done right, it's hilarious--just have faith in me, I've tried it plenty of times. ========= First say ""Hey, I've got a Michael Jackson joke for you."" (it will help them get the ""punchline"" because o…

A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say ""Knock-Knock."" You Reply ""Who's There?"" See how long it takes for them to get it.

Just discovered this subreddit (r/jokes). I have a vision of it being a place where you can find new jokes you can actually tell IRL, unlike r/funny where links are often pics/etc. that don't transfer to conversational situations easily. That's all I wanted to say well, plus it would be cool if people cross-posted threads from r/funny and r/humor that contain IRL-ready jokes. I'll make one contribution: in searching for a good knock-knock joke (not an easy task), my friend told me the following…

Tasteless Joke (NSFW) Knock Knock, Who's There? Two Dead Babies

I have a good joke. Say ""Knock knock.""

Knock knock... [pic]

Omegle joke Guy 1: Hey! Guy 2: Hey. Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke? Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock. Guy 1: Who's there? Guy 2: Disco. Guy 1: Disco who? Guy 2: Disconnected. 'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.' Guy 1: ...

Knock knock -Knock knock. -Who's there? -Athens. -Oh no, it's the polis!

Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)