#knock-knock

*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" HOLD THE DOOR!! HOLD THE DOOR!!! HOL THE DOOR! HOL DA DOR! HO DA DOR! :'(

Knock Knock... -Who's there? Anxiety -Anxiety Who? Are you sure someone knocked?

Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that.

Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)

Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me.

Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Deja"" ""Deja who?"" ""Yeah, it's me again. I left my purse!""

Knock knock Whos there? Im a peace op! Im a peace op who?

Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside

Knock Knock Joke -Knock Knock! -Who's there? -The Alamo -The Alamo who? -You said you'd remember!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!

My friends mom just died And I asked him if I could tell him a joke to cheer him up. He said sure but I don't think it will help. Here is how it went. Me: Knock Knock Him: Really dude a knock knock joke? Ok, who's there? Me: Not your mom.

English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*

Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night.

Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang""

Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!

Knock knock... Who's there? Huey Huey who? I'm me, who are you

My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud.

Little Susie Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not little Susie.

The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

A knock knock joke. [1] - ""Knock knock."" [2] - ""Who's there?"" [1] - ""WooOOooOOo it's me a spooky ghost."" [2] - ""Oh no! Go away from me you spooky ghost!"" [1] - ""No thank you."" [2] - ""Ok. Do you want a cup of tea?"" [1] - ""What teabags have you got?"" [2] - ""I have green te- oh wait you can't have tea because you're a ghost."" [1] - ""Oh yeah..."" The ghost flies away, clearly upset.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb.

Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah.

Knock, knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock .... Knock knock knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock Who's there? Knock in his prime.

Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally had no arms. Knock knock ""Who's there?"" Not Sally