A knock knock joke. [1] - ""Knock knock."" [2] - ""Who's there?"" [1] - ""WooOOooOOo it's me a spooky ghost."" [2] - ""Oh no! Go away from me you spooky ghost!"" [1] - ""No thank you."" [2] - ""Ok. Do you want a cup of tea?"" [1] - ""What teabags have you got?"" [2] - ""I have green te- oh wait you can't have tea because you're a ghost."" [1] - ""Oh yeah..."" The ghost flies away, clearly upset.
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