#knock-knock

Knock knock (Your turn)

Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there? Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year.

*knock* Who's... *knock* Who's... *knock knock* Who's there? *knock knock knock* Who... *knock knock knock knock knock* Piss off, Fibonacci!

Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?""

Suzy Why did Suzy fall of the swings? Cause she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Gloves Ha Ha just kidding that's mean We actually don't know she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock Knock! Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who?? I will do no such thing

Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won.

Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?""

Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!

What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize

Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes? Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States? Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*

Knock Knock Who's there? Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?

knock knock joke knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock who's there? fibonacci

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize.

Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo) Knock knock - Who's there? Apple - Apple who? *pause* APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!

Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?

Knock knock. Who's there? Early punchline Early punchline who? ......

Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!

""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""It's the Police, sir."" ""You'll have to wait, I'm having a shit."" ""We know, Sir, the Phone Box has glass sides!""

My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?

Knock Knock.. Whos there?---Broken Pencil---Broken Pencil who? --*pauses for a second*-- ---nevermind, its pointless..

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally.