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Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them.

Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby "North West" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left

Blind date Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale. It read 117, so she won a prize. The couple then went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Since they had been there before, the weight guesser guessed her correct weight, and Joe lo…

You can make fun of Kim and Kanye's kid all you want... But that kid is going nowhere but up... And slightly to the left.

I got on the bus, sat down and noticed a beautiful blonde Chinese woman crying in the seat across from me... I moved over and asked her why she was crying. "I don't usually bare my soul to strangers," she said. I replied that sometimes it was perfectly fine to tell your story to a perfect stranger. She nodded and said, "I just came out of my therapist session and he says there is no way to cure me." I asked what exactly was her problem. She said, "I'm a nymphomaniac, but I only get turned on…

Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin were in a meeting They had a delightful conversation, until Putin wanted to show off the loyalty of his men. Putin ordered one of his bodyguards to jump off the window. The bodyguard seemed hesitant, and horrified, he begged for mercy. "Please sir! I got a wife and kids!" Putin seemed unsatisfied, but yet he understood since he practically asked the bodyguard to kill himself. Kim looked at Putin with sadistic smirk on his face, and Kim turned to his bodyguard n…

So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has

Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?  A: Silicon Valley.

TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye.

A Joke About Kim Jong Un

Olympics The Olympics start in two weeks, but four year ago they were in Tokyo and Marjorie Taylor Greene were newly elected to Congress. She went with several other GOP Representatives (Darrell Issa and Young Kim) to the games. They were all thinking that since they were in Congress, they could get right into the Olympics, but of course those are tough tickets to come by. They went round back to see if they could sneak in, but there was a guard at the rear entrance which is also where the c…

Blind Date Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, ?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale. It read 117, so she won a prize. The couple then went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe asked again what Kim would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Since they had been there before, the weight guesser guessed her weight correctly, and Joe lo…

Kim was so overworked that he had a breakdown and was sent to a mental hospital. After a month, his supervisor visited him and said, “Well, Kim, you’re looking fine and the doctors say you are doing very well. Are you about ready to return to work?” Kim said, “I get three square meals a day here and plenty of time to eat. Then I can go stroll in the garden. I sleep eight hours every night. If you think I’m going back to that cubicle, you must think I’m crazy!”

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and…

I work with a Chinese guy called Kim One night we were at the bar having a drink and I asked “Do you ever get tired of westerners saying all Chinese people look the same?” He replied: “Kim is at the bar getting the drinks. I’m his wife.”

What’s the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ? Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes

You know who gives kids a bad name? Kim and Kanye

Since Trump nicknamed Kim Jun-Un Rocket Man when Christmas comes along..

Kim Khloe and Kourtney...

How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound gagged

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate and even has a legal name:

what do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts? silicon valley

Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?

So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait