Blind Date Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, ?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale. It read 117, so she won a prize. The couple then went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe asked again what Kim would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Since they had been there before, the weight guesser guessed her weight correctly, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. Joe decided that Kim was weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a hand shake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins
[makes tsk tsk tsk sound with my tongue as wife walks by and sees me looking at the Kim butt pic for the 7th straight day]
Kim - Where is North West? Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*
This line for the bathroom at Starbucks is longer than kim kardashians whole marriage.
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