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A Joke About Kim Jong Un [removed]

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What has the Middle East and Kim Kardashian's ass got in common? Both are massive

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What has the Middle East and Kim Kardashian's ass got in common?,"Both are massive have oil and have been invaded by the west.

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?,"Einstein is famous for special relativity Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?,"Nothing they've never been together!

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart? Because she already has 315 degrees.

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What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks

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How does Kanye make Kim Kardashian's eyes twinkle? He shines a flashlight in her ear.

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What has the Middle East and Kim Kardashian's ass got in common? Both are massive, have oil and have been invaded by the west.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper

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What did the Jew say to Kim Kardashian's booty? "Isreal?"

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday? Kim Kardashian's face.

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they've never been together!

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Father: β€œKim, how are you doing in your school?” Kim: β€œThis is not fair Dad. I never ask you how you are doing in your office!”

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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me" she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Baby" he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit". Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. "Okay" he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.!"

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