#kiev

Once Upon a Time In a Small Jewish Village in Ukraine... ... a farmer had been saving up his money, all his life, to buy a bull. Finally having enough money, he takes the long walk to Kiev and comes back with a strong bull. It is the strongest bull the village has ever seen. Big, beautiful, and a hard worker, the farmer is overjoyed! He rents the bull out to pull plows and pull carts and, by year's end, the farmer has enough money to buy a sow. He takes the long walk to Kiev and comes back with …

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev

Old Jewish joke. A group of Ukrainian villagers are trying to get a cow to mate with a bull. Try as they might, the cow refused to mate with any bull at all. The villagers take the cow to the rabbi to ask for help. The Rabbi inspects the cow then asks the villagers, ""is the cow from Kiev?"" ""Yes..."" replied the villagers. ""Aha,"" exclaimed the Rabbi ""that's why she won't mate with the bull."" ""How do you know this?"" asked the villagers, intrigued. ""My wife's from Kiev."" replied the Rabb…

I saw a group of children crying during my visit to Kiev so I said, ""What Ukraine for?""

Russian foodie joke A guy sitting in a restaurant in Moscow orders quail. When it arrives, using two spoons he carefully opens and peers into the rear of bird and announces, ""This is not a quail. It is a simple chicken: born in Saint Petersburg, age: 3 years. Please, waiter, bring me a quail!"" Each subsequent delivery of fowl by the waiter is settled by the mysterious diner in the same manner: two spoons, a quick inspection, followed by an indubitable declaration: Kiev, 2 years; Minsk, 4 years…

What is the difference between Joe Biden and Wladimir Putin? Biden made it to Kiev. 🇺🇦✌️

Vladimir Putin suffers a heart attack and falls into a coma... ... A few years later, he wakes up, gets back on his feet and walks out of his room, right past the sleeping guard. He walks out of the hospital onto the streets of Moscow, and finds that most people don't recognize him. Several years of vegetative coma seem to have taken its toll on his appearance. After wandering around for a bit, he stumbles into the nearest bar. He sits down at the bar and orders a full glass of vodka. He sips…

Tim the Chicken Tim was a nervous chicken. He rarely went out in public and spent the majority of his life trying to blend in to the background. And this devotion to anonymity followed Tim through his entire childhood and adolescence. As Tim approached his eighteenth birthday, his one friend, a sheep named Bob, was adamant Tim needed to celebrate this milestone. It took much convincing, but eventually Tim agreed to make his first visit to a pub and experience his first taste of alcohol. …

I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane.