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I took my family out to an authentic Chinese restaurant. My wife and I had chow mein and my daughter built 3 iPhones

"That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer.

Lunch First time posting. Sorry for the bad grammar and punctuation. There were three construction workers an English and Indian and a Chinese. Everyday at 12 o'clock they'd sit down and eat their lunch. They'd been working at this construction site for a month and everyday they would have the same food. The English man had his fish and chip. The Indian man had his rice and curry and the Chinese man had his chow mein. One lunch time, fed up with their lunch they decided if they had the same lunc…

Why did Hitler struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta

The Purina Diet Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had..an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds …

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng.

When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog.

what do you call a Chinese man with 2 black eyes who lamped chow

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC: Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow - a bulimic dog Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso + Peekasso - an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever - the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly …

What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

At the supermarket Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensiv…

Tim the Chicken Tim was a nervous chicken. He rarely went out in public and spent the majority of his life trying to blend in to the background. And this devotion to anonymity followed Tim through his entire childhood and adolescence. As Tim approached his eighteenth birthday, his one friend, a sheep named Bob, was adamant Tim needed to celebrate this milestone. It took much convincing, but eventually Tim agreed to make his first visit to a pub and experience his first taste of alcohol. …

At the supermarket Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had

Calling in sick Hung Chow calls the office: ""Hey