"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.

Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing

A chihuahua is just a barking cat.