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Can't you imagine Joan Rivers tossing off this one-liner by the unforgettable Belle Barth? Referring to the wedding-night of a marriage between a (much) older woman and a (much) younger man, Belle Barth said: She's screaming ""It hurts, it hurts"" and he's holding on to the bedposts to keep from falling in ... Now I ask you - do you agree that the actual rhythm of that one-liner is very close to the kinds of rhythms that Joan Rivers used in hers? If so, can you think of one-liners you've heard t

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The Joan Rivers joke. Ever since she was a little girl, Joan Rivers always loved making people laugh. Her neighbors, friends, and school members always loved hearing her jokes, and she loved getting laughs from friends. However, all of her immediate family despised her because of her weight. You see, she was always very low or average weight, whereas her family was all extremely overweight. There were all extremely wide people, especially her parents. She took out this anger by doing comedy, whi

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Never too soon for Joan. I learned to adore Joan Rivers as an adult, and though the world should miss her presence, we shouldn't feel too sad. She lived a long and productive life, had an outstanding career, supported equal rights for all citizens, and ultimately, she went out doing what she loved, which is getting surgery. We'll miss you Joan. Though she may have passed, Joan Rivers will always be with us, not only in our hearts, but as non-biodegradable remnants that will remain in our soil fo

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Topical Jokes for 8/28/14 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have gotten married after ten years of dating. That's right ladies, Brad Pitt is officially ""sort-of off the market."" ...we're told Brad Pitt proposed by getting down on one knee, then knowingly chuckling to himself for nine minutes. It's been reported that more than 1,000 Russian troops are in Ukraine, despite Russia's denials. Vladimir Putin explained that the armed men aren't soldiers, there's no such place as Russia, and 1,000 isn't a

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