People say that money is not the key to happiness... ...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

So, Joan Rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week.

I'm glad I'm not invited to Joan Rivers' funeral. She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?

Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs.