#iron-man

Iron Man, Iron Man, does everything an Iron can Gets real hot on a mat, makes your clothes get really flat Look out! Here comes the Iron Man

Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?

Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design.

Cap: good morning Avengers let's begin Iron Man: wait spider-man is missing Open Mouth Man: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite

*starts throwing a fit* Iron man: Here. Eat a Snickers. Doctor Banner: Thanks, bro.

Iron Man: I'll hack into their security. Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR! Thor: I'll silence their guards. Captain America: What's a microwave?

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - "here" HULK - "here" IRON MAN - "here" CAPT. AMERICA - "here" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU

"Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! THOR: "here" IRON MAN: "here" HULK: "here" PHIL COLLINS - "here" ... ok Phil how do u keep getting into S.H.I.E.L.D man

Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates.

If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys.

*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf? "dad i can explain" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes

All this buzz about Iron Man 2 is really going to hurt the opening weekend of my movie Steel Dude.

Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3.

911 - wats ur emergency? - i got stuck in some magnets 911 - who are u? - Iron man

Bieber enacts law in Arizona that requires Iron Man to clean up oil spill using an iPad. #help #allmynewscomesfromtwitter

Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command.

What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future? Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes.

Where does Iron Man live? Iron know.

Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad

I always wanted to see Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up They'd be great alloys.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero. The other is a command.

Iron Man is actually a woman He's a Fe Male.