"Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*

Odin is a king, Thor got his gender switched to a woman, Disney owns Marvel. So Thor is....A DISNEY PRINCESS KINDA!

I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot.

-Joe's coming over. "Joe from work or Joe who thinks he's the Norse god, Thor?" [the distant sound of thunder makes the guacamole quiver]