#first-lady

Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.

On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.

Two old ladies were seated next to each other on a train. The first lady turns to the other and asks

Hillary Clinton is elected President. On her first night in the White House (not counting when she was first lady)

Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke

The First Lady is touring a hospital...... ...and wants to go into the ""Special Cases"" ward. The head doctor looks a little nervous

One day, the President finds a nasty message scribbled with pee on the snowy White House lawn. He orders the Secret Service to investigate. They come back a few hours later with the results. "Mr. President, we have bad news and worse news." "What's the bad news?" "The urine belongs to the Vice President." "What could possibly be worse than that?" "The handwriting belongs to the First Lady."

President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies, Mr. President.” Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Republican puppies.” The president looks puzzled and says, “Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat p…