#facebook

I'd be worried about my privacy settings on Facebook too if I had as many pictures of my ugly baby as you do.

Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"

What did people do every 5 seconds before Facebook and Twitter?

"...any reason why these 2 should not be married, speak now or..." They're engagement photo only got 21 likes on Facebook! *crowd GASPS*

BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM

I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives.

*posts a link from buzzfeed to facebook* omg this. it's all so true. number 8 I can't XD

I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods.

Twitter is the witness protection program from family on Facebook.

I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter... So the internet should explode any minute now.

Nothing says "I'm unemployed" like wishing for snow on Facebook.

One thing's for sure: People who don't know the difference between "Your" and "You're" and "To" and "Too" have strong opinions on Facebook.

BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos.

I told facebook my concerns about lack of privacy; they said they already knew how I felt about it.

I posted "Happy Almost Mother's Day!" on this chick I grew up with's Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion.

I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers.

I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook. Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?

Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend.

Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps.

I'm at my absolute fakest when I'm wishing people happy birthday on Facebook.

I'll dress up like your Dad and hug you at the finish line of a 5K if you promise to never post any Facebook pics of you running ever again.

I posted "I did it!!!" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing.

[gets on Facebook] [types "you pushed me away but expected me to stay"] [everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]

my reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook...

Tag every baby photo you see on on Facebook as Verne Troyer.