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The Late Great Minnie Pearl... In the early nineteen hundreds many a young country girl moved to the big cities to seek gainful employment. These delicate country flowers would often room in polite boarding houses. Five young lasses who were all living in the same house all had dates on the same evening. Like most girls they were curious about the others romances, however it was considered impolite to ask about such personal subjects as kissing. So on the afternoon of the dates the girls made an…

Weird sound at the monastery [LONG] A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery , knocks on the door and says, ""my car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even ix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other he has ever heard before. The next morning, he ask the monks what the sound was, but they said ""we cant tell you.You're not a monk. The man is disapointed but…

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns tryin…

A night at the temple A man is traveling through the country and his car breaks down. He gets out and walks for miles and miles, and the first sign of civilization he sees is an old temple. He goes inside and asks the monks if he can use their phone. The head monk tells him ""We have no phone - and it is already getting dark. If you like, you may stay the night with us and tomorrow some of our brothers will walk you into town. Not having many other options, the man agrees and he is given a modes…

A man walks into a monastery... Nope! A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them an…

The strange sound A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about …

The tale of the monk A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He t…

A man is driving through the countryside... ...but his car breaks down next to a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and go…

The sound of the monks. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monk graciously accepts him, feeds him dinner, and even fixes his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway an…

A man is driving down the road.. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway …

A man's car breaks down in front of a monastery. [Kinda long] A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappo…

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery... A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is di…

You're not a Monk A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about …

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery... He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. S…

A man breaks down near a monastery. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goe…

The man and the Monastery A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goe…

Strange sound A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry wa…

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Som…

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.…

A man breaks down in front of a monastary A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but than…

A man goes into a confessional. ""Father"", he said, ""I slept with Kitty Greene last night"". ""Say 5 hail Marys, my son, and all shall be forgiven."" the father said. Later that day, another man came into the confessional and said ""Father, I slept with Kitty Greene 4 times last week."" ""Say 20 hail Marys, and all shall be forgiven."" Later, The father is in his office having a discussion with one of his parishioners, when in walks a tall redhead wearing an emerald green dress, a big green ha…

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ""We can't tell you. You're not a monk."" The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Som…

A young girl from Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a full-length mink coat. ""Begorrah, Colleen,"" says her mother. ""Tis a lovely soft coat yer wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?"" Colleen replies, ""Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don't they have wonderful prizes in London?"" When the weekend's over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she's back to visit her mom a few mo…

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist ""Paint me with diamond earrings a diamond necklace emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."" ""But you are not wearing any of those things."" ""I know"" she said. ""It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry.""

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist ""Paint me with diamond earrings a diamond necklace emerald bracelets a ruby broach and gold Rolex."" A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old. ""So did you do it?"" his lawyer asked. ""Of course not"" the old man replied. ""But I was so flattered I pleaded guilty.""