A Man's Car Breaks Down Near a Monastery... A man is driving down the countryside in China and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, ""My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"" The monks graciously accept him, fix his car, and prepare a meal for the man. Stuffed, the man is lead to a room where he is to stay for the night before departing. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange scream behind a door in the monast…