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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist ""Paint me with diamond earrings a diamond necklace emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."" ""But you are not wearing any of those things."" ""I know"" she said. ""It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry.""

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