#david

My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now

David received a parrot for his birthday The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives

An anti-Semite walks into a bar and sits down. He sees a man sitting at a table nearby wearing a Star of David and doesn't like it.

My friend David lost his id last week Now we just call him Dav

My friend David lost his ID recently. Now we just call him Dav.

Two Beggars Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars

David had his ID stolen yesterday... So we call him Dav now.

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day

My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave.

David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers.

Two Christians are lost in an Arabian desert David and Michael were going on a safari where they got lost and their car stopped working

[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign? Cancer.

My friend David got his id stolen... We call him Dav now!

My friend David had his ID stolen So now I just call him Dav.

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome One held a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding the Star of David. Many people passed by

My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav

My name is David and I had my ID stolen the other day. Now they just call me Dav.

My mate David was a victim of ID theft Now we just call him Dav

"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?" "Yes, David, how can we help you?"

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him? Don't touch my marbles.

Why David shorted his surname to Hoff? Because it was too much Hassel

What do you say to a beggar who's wearing a Star of David? "Jewish I'd give you money."

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot? Elton John's chin.

Two beggars – one Jewish, the other Catholic – were sitting side by side in a street in Rome. One had the Star of David in front of him; the other had a cross. A number of people passed by and looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the one sitting behind the cross. Among the crowds was a priest who paused and watched dozens of people giving to the beggar behind the cross while completely ignoring the one behind the Star of David. Eventually he felt so sorry for the beggar beh…

Brooklyn was stuck with his math homework. "Dad," he yelled, "will you help me with my homework?" "I don't know, son," said David. "It wouldn't really be right, would it?" "Probably not," said Brooklyn. "But have a go anyway." BIRDS