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A merchant ship captain spots a pirate vessel in the distance... He says, ""First mate, there is a pirate vessel coming straight for us. We must take evasive maneuvers. And bring me my red shirt."" The first mate says, ""Your red shirt? Why captain?"" Captain says, ""So if I am wounded in the coming battle, the men won't know see me bleed."" ""Good Idea!"" Says the first mate. They survive the battle, the captain is uninjured and they sail on. Two days later the captain sees 4 pirate ships in cl…

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Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages …

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For an upcoming Avengers movie, this is what I want: For one of the Avengers movies, I want the team to face against a cosmic threat made of godly Tailors and Seamstresses, weaving a tangled web of rampant destruction across the galaxies until they make it to Earth. When they enter the Earth's atmosphere in a giant spaceship, cylindrical and metallic, I want Captain America to look up at the bell-like space vessel and as his team of heroes gather behind him in the shadow of the tubular, descendi…

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Old School Pirate Crime Captain Normal Beard the up-and-coming pirate captain and his first mate Clumsy Edward were in desperate need of ink in order to make the numerous treasure maps they were sure create during all of their treasure-filled journeys. More than anything they needed red ink for the illustrious X's that will mark the location of the unbound riches of their future. A well known calligrapher lived in the area and Clumsy Edward knew just how to get their much-needed red ink! ""Put y…

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Captain Red Shirt Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, ""Bring me my red shirt!"" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle agains…

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Super... Smash... Brothers! To celebrate the return of the celebrated fighters Mewtwo, Lucas, and Roy, Peach decided to throw a large, extravagant party at her castle, but she requested everyone bring something for the party. First, Mario and Luigi pull up in their Mario Karts, pulling out their boxes of mushroom-covered pizza. Then, Link and Toon Link arrive, pulling into the train station and dragging a significant supply of fireworks. A duo of Arwings swoop down, and Fox and Falco jump out of…

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