Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints#Captain#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.#Captain#Colonel#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
[Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot#Captain#America#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand.#Captain#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →