#beth

Beth on Facebook "Can't believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.

Date *pulls out clipboard* "Name?" "Uh.. Beth." "Ok.. Check. Kids?" "No" "Check. Club Penguin username?" "What's that?" *drops clipboard*

WALKING DEAD JOKE (Harsh) I was going to say a compliment about beth but i'm afraid it would go strait to her head.

European Its geography day in Mr. Andrew's first grade class. Each student has to stand up and answer questions in front of their peers. Mr. Andrews, who has a very thick southern accent, addresses the first student. ""Beth, would you a-stand up and answer this a-question: what's the a-capital of a-Russia?"" ""Moscow"" she replies. Each student answers their questions until the last student to go is Greg. Greg is notorious for having severe stage fright. ""Alright a-Greg: what do ya call a-someo…

And that's how people get their names. Beth has three children. One day, the youngest asks his mother: ""Mom, why is my name Leaf?"" ""You see son, when you were born, a leaf fell on your head."" The second child comes in. ""Mom, why is my name feather?"" ""You see, when you were born, a feather fell on your head."" The third child then comes in to his mother: ""HNGHENENNENNEFSJNGDND!!!"" ""Be quiet please, Refrigerator.""

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth thweetie !

So I recently was walking with my young daughter through town… Where I bumped into an old mate, Steve. “You alright Steve, this is my daughter, Beth,” I said. “Alright mate, what’s Beth short for?” “Well, she is only 3,” I replied.

A census-taker in Missouri went up to a trailer home and knocked on the door. When a woman answered, he asked her the names and ages of her children. She said: "Let's see now, there are the twins, Billy and Bobby, they're fifteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth, they're fourteen. And the twins, Benny and Jenny, they're thirteen." "Wait a minute!" said the census-taker. "Did you get twins every time?" "Heck no," answered the woman. "There were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'." Did you hear …