#seth

Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women.

No more smiling, just wave goodbye. A lantern lighthouse and the ocean are married and are talking to each other. The lighthouse is cheating on the ocean with a lake named Seth. The lighthouse says, ""Why are we so close to each other? Your waves keep putting out my lantern fire!"" To which the ocean responds, ""I thought you'd be my guiding light 'till Seth do us apart!""

Seth MacFarlane is eating at a restaurant with Justin Bieber and James Franco... The restaurant is known for it's hamburgers so they each order one cooked rare. When the food comes the the burgers are gigantic and comes with a mound of fries and a pickle. Justin is on a strict low carb diet so when he gets his food he removes the meat from the burger and sets the buns aside on a separate plate. James is not really a fan of pickles so he tosses his pickle on the plate as well. Seth MacFarlane ann…

The Jewish talking dog Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, ""My dog has a problem. "" Dr. Saul says, ""So, tell me about the dog and the problem. "" ""It's a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk,"" says Morty. ""He can talk?"" the doubting doctor asks. ""Watch this!"" Morty points to the dog and commands: "" Seth, Fetch!"" Seth the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, ""So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around lik…

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Kim Jong-Un? One is an overweight dictator who condones slave labor while claiming to be a spiritual leader of those who believe in him and the other will actually visit Seth Rogen's house this year.

At dinner Seth said to his father ""Dad I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault."" ""How's that?"" asked the master of the house. ""Remember I asked you how much $500000 was?"" ""Yeah I remember."" ""Well 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer.""

Why don't Jews make good bakers?,"Because they don't trust ovens. You know, I don't blame them. They've been burned before. *Sorry for this one I already know I'm probably going to hell. I thought of this after I heard Seth Rogan's ""Jew in the oven"" pregnancy joke in Neighbors 2.

Why don't Jews make good bakers? Because they don't trust ovens. You know, I don't blame them. They've been burned before. *Sorry for this one, I already know I'm probably going to hell. I thought of this after I heard Seth Rogan's "Jew in the oven" pregnancy joke in Neighbors 2.

A census-taker in Missouri went up to a trailer home and knocked on the door. When a woman answered, he asked her the names and ages of her children. She said: "Let's see now, there are the twins, Billy and Bobby, they're fifteen. And the twins, Seth and Beth, they're fourteen. And the twins, Benny and Jenny, they're thirteen." "Wait a minute!" said the census-taker. "Did you get twins every time?" "Heck no," answered the woman. "There were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'." Did you hear …