#bbc

A new BBC documentary accuses Hitler of millions of dollars worth of tax evasion. Man, the more I learn about this guy, the less I like him!

My recent letter from the BBC read... ""Thanks for entering your wife into our new quiz show. However, we feel you may have misread the title? The show is actually called ""Fact Hunt"" Credit @ShitJokes via Twitter.

What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC.

Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.

The BBC interviews a former pilot of the Dutch Free Air Forces from WWII . . . . . . So the Dutch guy starts telling a story: ""As we're flying over France, all of a sudden, 6 Fokkers come out of nowhere. I engage on a Fokker, and shoot him down. Then I line up behind another Fokker and shoot him down too. The other guys in my squadron shoot down the other four Fokkers."" BBC Interviewer: "" I believe my guest is referring to the Focke-Wulf Fw 190 aeroplane."" Dutch guy: ""No. These Fokker's wer…

Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D

In light of Jeremy Clarkson's recent firing from BBC... If James May quits in return we will all be in dis-May.

So Jeremy Clarkson's politically incorrect jokes got him fired from the BBC. Great to see the institution which gave Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris jobs for decades is really going after the bad people society.

Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended. He must have done something that even the BBC find inexcusable So that rules out child abuse then....

Bob the Builder sacked! The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!

Jonathon Ross at it again.. BBC News: Jonathan Ross has been caught stealing from the BBC Kitchen, here is an exclusive interview as he was being escorted out of the premises: ""Jonathon, why did you do it? you knew you could potentially lose your job."" ""Well,"" He replied, ""It was just the whisk I had to take""

So in a program on the BBC about WWII, the host is interviewing a surviving member of the Dutch Free Air Force. The geezer says, ""So there we were flying in formation over the English channel, when Suddenly these four Fokkers come out of the clouds. So I get behind the first Fokker and shoot him down. Then I do the same with the other three Fokkers."" The host interjects,"" For clarification, I think my guest is referring to the Focke-Wulf 190 German fighter plane."" The old man laughs and says…

BBC announcement From the BBC - Read by John Cleese. ANNOUNCEMENT The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from ""Miffed"" to ""Peeved."" Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to ""Irritated"" or even ""A Bit Cross."" The English have not been ""A Bit Cross"" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from ""Tiresome"" to ""A Bloody Nuisance."" The la…

BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.

According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger' I have always avoided illegal narcotics but, now that I've found out that they actually reverse the aging process, I'm going to give them a go.

The economy in the UK... ... is getting so dire that the elderly aren't getting to enjoy their retirement. The BBC interviewed 73 year old Charles from Windsor: "despite having a generous government pension, I've had to start working today."

A WWII joke A retired British World War II pilot is in an interview on the BBC reminiscing about his days in the air force:

According to the BBC website 'cocaine users are getting younger'

The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch.""

Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC

Did you hear that the BBC have sacked Bob the Builder? They feel they can no longer trust a children's TV star who claims to be able to 'fix it'

So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak.

What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome

What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles.