#brussels

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts.

After years of cooking, I've found that the best way to prepare brussels sprouts is to throw them away and order pizza.

As I get older my tastes are changing, for instance I used to not like brussels sprouts but now I don't like people.

why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage

3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins.

""Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture.""

What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts? Little kids will eat boogers.

BBC announcement From the BBC - Read by John Cleese. ANNOUNCEMENT The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from ""Miffed"" to ""Peeved."" Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to ""Irritated"" or even ""A Bit Cross."" The English have not been ""A Bit Cross"" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from ""Tiresome"" to ""A Bloody Nuisance."" The la…

Terrorism is a serious issue The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warni…

Terror Alerts - by John Cleese The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" …

Two brussels sprouts, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured brussels sprout called 911 and did what he could to help his injured brussels sprout friend. The injured brussels sprout was taken to the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonising wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured brussels sprout, "I have good news, and I have ba…

Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake.

What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common? You push them to the side and keep eating

Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year...