Fancy Restaurant
A hillbilly finds himself in an unfamiliar part of town and he's hungry. He pulls his rust bucket into the parking lot of a restaurant and approaches the front door with his sleeveless tee-shirt, holey ripped jeans, shaggy beard, do-rag, and tattoos but he's stopped by the Maitre'D before he can enter.
The Maitre'D says, "I'm sorry sir but to enter this establishment you must be wearing a dinner coat and tie."
Upset, the redneck returns to his junker car and searches the bac…