Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat.#Benedict Cumberbatch#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
we need a cold and annoying genius type, who should we cast? [Benedict Cumberbatch claws at the office window] hmmm who to cast? [he meows]#Benedict Cumberbatch#Work0🔗 SharePermalink →
"And the award for Most British Name goes to..." *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* "Helena Bonha-" *spews*#Benedict Cumberbatch#Helena Bonha0🔗 SharePermalink →
What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch#Benedict Cumberbatch#Benedict Pumpkinpatch#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous.#Benedict Cumberbatch#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles#Benedict Cumberbatch0🔗 SharePermalink →
Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock.""#Benedict Cumberbatch#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 Then I could call him Benedict ""Q"" Cumberbatch.#Benedict Cumberbatch#Benedict Q Cumberbatch#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name!" Benedict Wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..."#Benedict Cumberbatch#Benedict Wong#Wong0🔗 SharePermalink →
What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock.#Benedict Cumberbatch#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch.""#Benedict Cumberbatch#Bbc0🔗 SharePermalink →
What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer#Benedict Cumberbatch#Animals#Dating#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock#Benedict Cumberbatch#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →