Rabbi in a restaurant... There once was a rabbi who had been a rabbi for many years and, all his life, he'd tried to be a good Jew. He obeyed the ten commandments, he read the Torah frequently and he kept kosher but, secretly, he'd always wanted to try pork. Everybody made so much fuss about pork and bacon and ham and he always wanted to taste it, to see if it lived up to the hype. So, one day, he said to himself ""I'm getting on in years, I've always done my best to be good, so if I do this one…