An Amazon driver stopped amd asked me what time it was the other day I told him it was between 4 and 7

A smart scientist amd a blonde girl sit down on a plane. A very smart man boards a plane and sits down. A blond girl sits next to him. He is bored so he says

and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of world... ...then God made the Earth round..and he laughed and laughed. edit

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.