A hostel in USSR A banker went to Moscow, and he stayed in a hostel on Moscow's outskirts. Only available room has three other people in it - a group of friends. He had a very important meeting the next day, but his roommates were loud; drinking, playing cards and telling jokes about communism, Lenin, Stalin and USSR. The banker, tired and sleepy, went to the reception. ""I'd like to order four teas to room 16, in 10 minutes"" he said to porter. Back in his room, he said loudly: ""Comrades, I he…

A Russian university valedictorian (from my Russian history prof) A valedictorian at a Russian university was giving his graduation speech. As a finale, the Party Secretary who was in attendance asked the young man two rehearsed questions: "Who is your mother?" "The Party," the young man replied. "And who is your father?" the Party Secretary asked next. "Lenin," the valedictorian said. Then, unrehearsed, the Party Secretary asked a third question: "And what do you want to be when you grow u…

Moscow, 1978. Two mothers are bragging about their sons... "My Boria", the first mother says, "is just like young Marx! He's constantly either reading or writing!". "Ha, that's nothing", the second mother says. "My Vovka is just like young Lenin! He's constantly either in prison or in hiding!".

Father's day hindi jokes for dad (पापा-बेटा जोक्स मज़ेदार चुटकुले): अगर आपके पापा का मूड (Father' day) भी हमेशा मस्खरी करने वाला रहता है। अगर आपके और आपके कूल डूड (Happy father's day 2023) डैड के बीच का रिश्ता एकदम इमली की चटनी जैसा खट्टा मीठा, नोक-झोंक वाला है। और मस्ती मज़ाक में अगर आपके कूल (Jokes Hindi) और सैवेज पापा आपसे भी दो कदम आगे हैं? तो फादर्स डे वाले (Dad Jokes) ये मज़ेदार चुटकुले बेशक आपके पापा को खूब पसंद आएंगे, देखें हिंदी में पापा-बेटा वाले बहुत ही (Chutkule) मज़ाकिया जोक्स। जिन्…