#first-mother

Three mothers see a psychologist They've brought their kids with them. The psychologist says, ""It looks like you all have obsessions, and you've named your children after them."" He says to the first mother, ""You have an obsession with cars, which is why you named your daughter Mercedes"" He moves onto the second mom, ""Your obsession is money. Your child's name is Penny, which reflects that."" Finally he turns to the third mother. ""At first I was puzzled by your choice, but I realized it was…

Wisdom of the Ancients Two girls Have reached the ripe age of 18 in the small Russian Jewish town, but there's no groom in sight. The town's rabbi sends a letter to nearest Yeshiva to send proper grooms. Yossl and Yitzi are picked for the task and are sent on a train, to meet the prospective brides. Halfway there, Yitzi turns to Yossl and says, ""Forget about this whole marriage thing. I just don't like the idea"". So he gets off at the next stop and makes his way back home. Meanwhile, Yossl car…

Two women in the one horse town of Parched Gulch had daughters, each of marriageable age. But there were no prospective husbands in town due to shootings, running off with outlaws and drunk riding. And there was no chance at all of any bridegrooms turning up. The two mothers pooled their meager resources, advertised, and sure enough, they got results: twin brothers in Cactus Corners looking for wives. The twin bridegrooms were sent for. Along the way the twins met up with outlaws. One was killed…

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. ""You all have obsessions"" he observed. To the first mother he said ""You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."" He turned to the second mom. ""Your obsession is money. Again it manifests itself in your child's name Penny."" He turned to the third mom. ""Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."" At this point the fourth mother got up took her little…

A psychologist addresses three mothers, telling them that he brought each of them there to reflect their life addictions. To the first mother he says, "You have an addiction to sweets, as you named your daughter Candy." To the second mother he says, "You have an addiction to gambling and money, hence your daughter is named Penny." And before the psychologist could approach the final mother, she grabs her son by the arm and says "Come on, Richard, we're leaving."

Moscow, 1978. Two mothers are bragging about their sons... "My Boria", the first mother says, "is just like young Marx! He's constantly either reading or writing!". "Ha, that's nothing", the second mother says. "My Vovka is just like young Lenin! He's constantly either in prison or in hiding!".