A Man Died And Went To Heaven. (I wrote this myself): A man died and went to Heaven. He was a believer, but didn't go to church often. St. Peter meets him at the gates and says: "Before I let you in, you have to answer 3 questions." The man says: "Sure, go ahead." Peter first asks: "Who walked on water in The Bible?"The man replies: "Adam." Peter is confused and says: "No! Jesus walked on water! Alright, whatever. Question 2: Who turned water into wine in The Bible?" The man says: "Noah. He made wine, right?" Peter sighs and says: "Well, Noah did make wine and get drunk off it, but no, JESUS turned water into wine." The man is bummed but asks for the 3rd question. Peter sighs again and says: "Okay. Last question- Who was born of a virgin?"The man says: "Ummm...was that you, Peter?" Peter loses it and says: "NO! IT WAS JESUS! ALL ANSWERS TO HEAVEN IS JESUS! I'm sorry, but if you deny knowing anything about Jesus, you can't come in!" The man says: "First off, I know that Jesus died for me, and I've believed that all my life. 2nd of all, you denied Jesus 3 times and you're the one guarding this gate!" Peter sighs once more, and says: "You win. Come on in."