10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work. 5. Mumbled, ""Oh, puh-leeez"" 95 times during the movie ""The Net"" 4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments. 3. Video dating profile lists ""public-key encryption"" among turn-ons…

Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: ""Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!""

Freedom of Speech (USSR/USA) During the soviet era many Westerners doubted the freedom of expression given to citizens of Soviet Union, so a journalist set out to interview people from the USA and USSR to see how things compared. One American said "I am completely free to say whatever I think. For example I can walk into any public space and criticize the president." To this the Soviet responded "We too have freedom of speech - we can go to any public square at any time and criticize the pr…

Soviet Union. 2 AM. Rabinovich is woken up by a knock on the door. **Rabinovich**: Who's there? **Voice**: Post office. Rabinovich opens the door. Two KGB agents are standing there. **KGB**: Tell us, Comrade Rabinovich, what is the best government system in the world? **Rabinovich**: Why, Communism. **KGB**: And what country has the best living standards? **Rabinovich**: The Soviet Union, of course. **KGB**: And what constitution is the best at protecting the rights of the citizens? **…