#vatican-city

Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)

John knows everyone John at work brags about him knowing everyone. His boss, Mike, is quite mad at him, and one day he says ""It's impossible that you know everyone on Earth"", but John replies ""That's not true, I'll prove it to you, just says a name"". Mike, quite confident, replies ""President Obama"". ""Ah, Barack, an old friend. Let's take a flight, we are going there to meet him"". Once they arrived at the 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, John enters the White House, greetings all the security gu…

In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City

I got sacked as a tour guide in Vatican City. As I was talking about the pope, we turned a corner and I said, ""Ah, speak of the devil"".

There were two beggers sitting next to each other on the street in Vatican city, one had a large cross around his neck, the other had the star of David.It was a loverly day, the sun was shinning, there were thousands of people walking past the two beggers, but everyone was giving the man with the cross around his neck money, while the man with the star of david got nothing. One morning a high priest walked by the beggers and said the the begger with the star of david "" my friend, you are in Vat…

A Priest and Uluru joke/riddle I know that this will be long, but its totally worth it. So, their is this traveler, by the name of John, who loves travelling around the world. He has been to 153 countries and seen what their is to see (Eiffel tower, Statue of Liberty, Taj Mahal, Great wall of China etc.) He has previously been to Australia before, but didn't see Uluru (he was only their for three days) So, he decided to go from New York-Sydney-Alice Springs-Uluru. He went by QANTAS, you need to …

The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before.

Two beggars are sitting in the Vatican... There were two beggars sitting next to each other on the street in Vatican city, one had a large cross around his neck, the other had the star of David.It was a lovely day, the sun was shinning, there were thousands of people walking past the two beggars, but everyone was giving the man with the cross around his neck money, while the man with the star of David got nothing. One morning a high priest walked by the beggars and said the the beggar with the …

Pope John Paul II... ...was on a tour of the United States some years ago. During a stop in Atlanta, an admirer presented him with a beautiful handmade ring. But somehow, in the hectic confusion of the tour, the ring was misplaced. "Don't worry, Your Holiness," said the pope's aide. "I'm sure it will turn up before we leave the States." The tour was so busy that the lost ring slipped everyone's mind. The pope and his entourage were on the jet, preparing for the trip back to Vatican City. …

Joe knows everyione Joe and Paul entered a bar and everyone at the bar said, "Hi Joe, Hey Joe, How ya doin' Joe?" Paul said, "What, are you a regular here, Joe?" Joe answered, "No, it's just that everyone knows me." "Whaddya mean everyone knows you?" said Paul. "I mean everyone in the world knows me," replied Joe. "Everyone in the world can't know you!" said Paul. "They do, and you know, I am even good friends with the Pope," replied Joe. "There ain't no way everyone knows you, and there ain't …

The Pope is walking through the streets of Vatican City... ... and he sees two beggars holding up cans for money. One of them is holding up a Christian cross, and the other a Star of David. The Pope sees that the one with the cross is, of course, getting much more money than the one with the Star of David, with some people only giving money to the Christian to spite the Jew. The Pope decides he has to intervene. So he taps the Jew gently on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me. I noticed that you…

Everybody knows Bubba Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Alth…

The Pope calls a huge meeting of all the Cardinals, Bishops & and Arch-Bishops to Vatican City… He says to them, “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I got a call from Jesus, He has returned and is ready to save those worthy of being saved. “ Everybody is thinking, “This is EXCELLENT news! What could possibly be the bad news?!” He then says, “The bad news is that he was calling from Salt Lake City, Utah.”

The Pope is walking through the streets of Vatican City... ... and he sees two beggars holding up cans for money. One of them is holding up a Christian cross