#steve-jobs

Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his Ipad to comfort him I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in flash.

20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope

A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar

Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish? McBook Eyre

You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :(

Steve & Bill in Heaven Bill Gates: ""So, how's heaven, Steve?"" Steve Jobs: ""Great ! It just doesn't have any walls or fences."" Bill Gates: ""So...?"" Steve Jobs: ""So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."" Bill Gates: ""It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."" Steve Jobs: ""Oh, what rumor?"" Bill Gates: ""That nobody is allowed to touch Apples there, and there are no jobs in heaven."" Steve Jobs : ""Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay j…

Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs except his pancreas

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.

No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!

According to Steve Jobs, what type is the pokemon Scizor? Feature/Borrow

Saw a Steve Jobs doppelganger on a Spirit airlines flight today You could say that he was there, in Spirit.

When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released? The iDied

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand.

People say Steve Jobs died too soon I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life. -Frankie Boyle

How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!

An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. Look at Steve Jobs.

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds walk into a restroom in 2005... When Bill Gates finishes doing his business, he goes to the sink, washes his hands, pulls 20 paper towels from the dispenser, and dries his hands completely as Steve Jobs walks up. Bill says ""at Microsoft, we like to be thorough."" Steve Jobs washes his hands even cleaner than Bill, then takes only one paper towel, using every last little bit of it, and still managing to dry his hands completely. Steve says ""at Apple, we…