#steve-jobs

So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence.

Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!

I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer...

What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy

I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen.

Q: What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months? A: An Apple turnover.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

Once upon a time, we all had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. I hope Kevin Bacon never dies.

Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? His house didn't have windows!

I always thought that Steve Jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump But then I realized that I'm comparing apples to oranges

Would Steve Jobs be a better president than Donald Trump? I don't know

Steve Jobs would've been a better POTUS than Trump Well...

I think Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump... ...but I guess that's just comparing apples and oranges.

Steve Jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump But let's not compares apples to oranges.

Steve Jobs would have been a much better president than Donald Trump But its a silly comparison really

People say that Steve Jobs died to soon. But I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company’s attitude to battery life

I tried to submit a patent for a gold-plated butt plug but Steve Jobs beat me to it.

Some say Steve Jobs died too young. Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life.

20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL

I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven... God's a bit touchy about apples...

Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs.

Did you heard Steve Jobs died?,"He went to the iCloud. (RIP Steve. You may disagree with him but the fact the man died is tragic considering his contributions to computing.)

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?,"Bill Gates never got a Mac but Steve Jobs got PC.