#state-trooper

"Yep, I'm going to jail." When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*

A woman gets pulled over by a state trooper... As the Officer walks up to her window and flips open his little book the lady says: ""I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper ball, aren't you?"" The Officer looks at her with a puzzled look on his face and says: ""but ma'am, state troopers don't have balls."" There was a silence, the officer tipped his hat, turned around, got back in his car, and drove away.

A Jumper On January 9 a group of Pekin IL , bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The Harley leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, ""What are you doing?"" ""I'm going to commit suicide,"" she says. While he didn't want to appear ""sensitive,"" he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... ""Well, before you jump, why don't yo…

The Hell's Angels are riding once more On January 14th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, California bikers were riding along Colorado Street in Pasadena when they saw a guy about to jump off Pasadena's Suicide Bridge. So they stopped. Jane, their leader, a voluptuous woman of 53, gets off her Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk him down off the railing, and says, ""Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"" He says tearfully, ""I'm going …

The old man and the Corvette There was an old man, about in his 60's, and his dream was to own a Corvette, so he goes out and he buys one. He's driving on the highway, doing the speed limit, then he thinks to himself, ""Im gonna punch it"" So he speeds up to 80, he keeps going for a few more miles before he realizes there's a cop chasing him, then he says to himself, ""You cant catch me, i have a Corvette!"" So he's now going 120 MPH down the highway, he drives for a few miles before he realizes…

A group of bikers see a girl about to jump off a bridge... Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, ""Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"" She says tearfully, ""I'm …

Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers.... ....were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, ""Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"" She says tearfully, ""I'm going to commit suicide!!"" While he didn't want to…

The Last Kiss Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, ""Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"" She says tearfully, ""I'm going to commit suicide!!"" While he didn't want to appear …

A man is pulled over speeding.. the State Trooper walks up to the driver's window and asks the driver ""do you know why I pulled you over?"" ""Yes"" the man says, ""I was speeding."" ""Why were you speeding?"" the Trooper asks. ""My ex-wife left me for a Trooper, and I thought maybe you were him, trying to bring her back!""

A man in Texas is driving with twenty penguins in the bed of his pickup... ...when he is stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper approaches and tells the man that he needs to take the penguins to the zoo immediately as they are non-native and not registered to the man as pets. ""Right away, officer,"" replies the man, and off he goes. The following day, the same man is driving on the same road with the same twenty penguins in the bed of his truck. This time, however, the penguins are all wearing…

Two men are driving through Pennsylvania when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, ""What the hell was that for?"" The cop answers, ""You're in Pennsylvania son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."" The driver says, ""I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."" The cop runs …

A heroic biker . . . Last week, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" The would-be jumper responded, "I'm going to commit suicide." While George didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a legend-in-the-making opportunity eith…

It's very rare that I laugh out loud when reading a joke, I had to share this... Last fall, a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge…So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey Baby….. whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?” She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!” While he…

Last Kiss Back in March, a group of Illinois bikers was riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said: "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George als…

Two guys from California get pulled over in Texas..... Two guys from California get pulled over in Texas by a State Trooper. Driver pulls to the side and is looking for his license when the trooper walks up to the window and taps it with his baton. No sooner does the guy roll the window down when the trooper smacks him across the face with the baton. Driver yells "Ouch! What was that for?" Trooper replies "I noticed you boys was from California, and I'll tell you what when you get pulled over …

State Trooper A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man l…

A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.   He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.  He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.  Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.  The …

A group of bikers see a girl about to jump from a bridge. Their leader gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," He also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't y…

Biker Kisses Back on September 9th, a group of Peking, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear 'se…

The hells angels are riding.... On January 13th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, California bikers were riding along Colorado Street in Pasadena when they saw a girl about to jump off Pasadena's Suicide Bridge. So they stopped. John, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to kill my…

The old Man and the State Trooper A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm…

A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look and he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young ma…

Last kiss Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So ...they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railing'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn'…

It was the best KISS hed ever had. A group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn'…

I got pulled over by a State Trooper He walked up to the car and said