Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: ""I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."" ""Quattro is just the name of the car,"" the driver replies in disbelieve. ""Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."" ""You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here,"" sh

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Viens a moi (NSFW) Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. ""That's nice, isn't it?"" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose. ""Yeah. What's it called?"" ""Viens a moi."" ""Viens a moi? What's that mean?"" A clerk offered some help. ""Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'"" Sharon took another sniff. ""That doesn't smell like come to me,"" she said, offering

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Topical Jokes (5/20) Welcome back, everybody! We've got some more news and, thus, more jokes. Let's get started. Right off the bat, more on President Obama. Following a week of scandals, President Obama played golf with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit LaHood's claim that it only took him two strokes to clear the hole 17 bunker. Interesting story, the Dalai Lama recently gave a commencement speech in the US. It was at this University

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I came up with this in math class This guy goes to interview for a job. He’s really nervous about it, because this job is a super big opportunity for him. He goes in, and the interviewer introduces herself, saying “Hi, my name is Karen”. They immediately start talking about the job, and the guy is answering all of Karen’s questions spot-on, and he’s starting to feel really good about his chances of getting the job. But surprisingly, at the end of the interview Karen says “Thanks, but I think we

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