#saskatchewan

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!' …

A blonde wants to prove to people that she's not just a dumb blonde. So she asks her friend, ""How could I show people I'm smart?"" Her friend says, ""Well- you could start by learning all the provinces and their capitals."" The blonde spends the whole week learning them. It's hard, but she knows it will be worth it when people see how smart she is. The next week she's at a party and a man asks a question. Full of confidence, the blonde says, ""I know the answer!"" The man is sceptical, but she …

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan So these two guys from Saskatoon decide to escape the cold weather in winter and take a vacation. They go to Australia. Sitting in a bar down under, still wearing their touques and flannels they draw the attention of Aussies, so one gets up and approaches them. ""G'DAY mates, where you blokes from?"" ""Saskatoon, Saskatchewan"" one of them answers. ""Oh, alright. "" replies the Aussie as he returns to his table. ""So where are they from mate?"" His friend asks. ""Don't kn…

Texas bar. Two guys, Bill and Jeff, are in a bar in the middle of Texas. They're stereotypical Texans, big hat, cowboy boots, etc. So anyway, they're sitting at the bar drinking their Lonestar beer, when in walks these two guys. They don't walk like Texans, they don't look like Texans, they're obviously not from Texas. Bill tells Jeff to go see where they're from. So he ambles down the bar; ""Hey, where you boys from?"" ""Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."" Jeff walks back, sits down and take a drink of …

A joke for Canadians, sort of An American couple is at YVR waiting at the luggage carousel for their suitcases. It happens to be Grey Cup Weekend in Vancouver, and fans from all across the country are arriving for the big game. Not too far from the American couple are standing are a couple of Roughriders fans, fully face-painted and decked out in the green and white. Green horns, furry hats, cowbells... the whole deal. The wife is very curious and says to her husband, ""What strange people... wh…

Be careful what you wish for Two men are speeding through Saskatchewan when an RCMP officer pulls them over. The officer walks up to the drivers window and taps on it with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and SMACK! The officer clubs him on the head! ""This is Saskatchewan, boy! when you get pulled over here you have your license and registration ready for me, don't waste my time!"" The driver complies. A few minutes later the officer walks up and hands the driver his paperwork, …

A couple were driving through Canada on their way out west. After a while it became clear they had made a wrong turn and got lost. The wife consulted the road map but couldn't figure out where they were. They were driving along a rural road when they saw a farmer standing by the road. "I'll pull over and see if he can help," the husband says. He gets out of the car and asks the farmer "My wife and I seem to have taken a wrong turn. Can you tell me where we are?" "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," t…

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai. The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction. A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei. The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?" "It's hard to say."

Why did Saskatchewan get all the nuclear waste and Ontario is full of lawyers? Saskatchewan got to pick first.