A blonde wants to prove to people that she's not just a dumb blonde. So she asks her friend, ""How could I show people I'm smart?"" Her friend says, ""Well- you could start by learning all the provinces and their capitals."" The blonde spends the whole week learning them. It's hard, but she knows it will be worth it when people see how smart she is. The next week she's at a party and a man asks a question. Full of confidence, the blonde says, ""I know the answer!"" The man is sceptical, but she says, ""I'll have you know I'm not just a dumb blonde, I know all the provinces and their capitals."" He says, ""Okay, what's the capital of Saskatchewan?"" She grins and says, ""Easy. S!""