A secretary at the Kremlin is having a cigarette break besides the main entrance.
All of a sudden, the doors fly open and bursting out of the building comes a Russian Army general, muttering to himself:
"That idiotic, delusional, ridiculous old clown of a president! Why doesn't he just do us all a favour and throw himself out of a window?!"
The secretary thought to herself that she had better report to Putin right away what she had just heard. Upon hearing out what the secretary had to say, P…